March 2010
1 post
February 2010
20 posts
I gots a joke for you guys.
So I was on a bus the other day and I noticed that Bill Clinton was on the same bus without his secret service detail. He was smoking a pipe and I went up to him and said, “Bill, I thought you only smoked cigars”. He just looked at me and laughed and said, “my young friend, it has come to my attention that cigars are for pussies”. Haha. Get it?
January 2010
4 posts
The Green Planet
This is my first serious attempt at non bullshittery poetry in a number of months. Feedback would be appreciated. :)
Green Planet
Beyond the gaze of human eyes
The Green Planet in the heavens lie.
No coal is burnt, and no atoms are split
The inhabitants cherish nature, not exploit it.
Oh how beautiful is the Green Planet
With mountains of emerald granite
And the most dazzling chartreusian...
